If the corporate scandal's growing, bomb Iraq.
And your dirty linen's showing, bomb Iraq.
If they're checking Halliburton,
if the public mood's uncertain,
you're the Man Behind the Curtain: bomb Iraq!

If they lift the lid on Harken, bomb Iraq.
If the SEC is barkin', bomb Iraq.
To divert public attention
from any awkward mention
of the swindles of your henchmen, Bomb Iraq.

If the labour force is shrinking, bomb Iraq.
Don't let people get to thinking -- bomb Iraq.
They'll forget their unemployment
in their innocent enjoyment
of your major troop deployment in Iraq!

Even if you have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
Only sissies want inspections --
must look tough for the elections,
win the media's affections, bomb Iraq.

It's a gift for dear old Daddy: bomb Iraq!
from his favourite little laddie -- bomb Iraq!
We've just opened hunting season:
Even if there's no good reason,
Having doubts is clearly treason -- bomb Iraq!

Though he used to be our buddy -- bomb Iraq! --
when his hands were just as bloody, bomb Iraq.
If our smoking gun ain't smokin',
we don't care, and we ain't jokin' --
that Saddam will soon be croakin' -- Bomb Iraq.

Voters love their SUVs so bomb Iraq!
Cheap gas is bound to please so bomb Iraq.
You must preach with great conviction
any patriotic fiction:
for we must feed our addiction: bomb Iraq!