'Ten things that would be different if Microsoft started building cars'
Submitted by de (De Clarke)
27 Mar 1996
February '96 issue of Car & Driver, page 29: 'Ten things that would be
different if Microsoft started building cars'.
- A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after
that year instead of before it.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to
restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought
a Car95 or a CarNT. But then you'd have to buy more seats.
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice
as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on 5
percent of the roads.
- The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a
single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
- People would get excited
about the 'new' features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that
they had been available in other cars for years.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
- The U.S. government would be 'getting' subsidies from an automaker,
instead of giving them.
- New seats would force everyone to have the same-size butt.
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